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HI!! [Jan. 1st, 2005|05:50 pm]
sugar-induced nausea
so_so_precious
[mattstumpf]



Behold! As you may already know, post high school graduation I took a year off to live as an exchange student in schoenes Deutschland. I lived with a family called the Ottos. This is the son, or "my big brother" (grosser Brueder). Take a good look at this picture and tell me what comes to your mind. If it involves the words "creepy" and/or "asshole" you're dead on, friends.
*oh, and that man in my icon was my host father. I somehow stumbled upon his picture whilst surfing the net one day. The rest is livejournal history.




This is my actual dog, Percy (9 pounds of shear terror), showing off his birthday present. Yes, my mom bought my dog a raincoat for his birthday. Fucking A! Even I don't have a raincoat. Notice the little bone logo.

If dat ain't precious enough for ya', you can fucking eat me, pigs.
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[User Picture]From: hanginonthetele
2005-01-01 11:10 pm (UTC)
o_O

I like Percy. I'm not sure about the raincoat. The krauts belong at so_so_sleazy.

Do better. Dance.
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From: mattstumpf
2005-01-02 12:03 am (UTC)

Dance dance. It's a revolution.

Here's what Lemmy thinks of dancing:



I'm notorious for my white boy rhythm. I think the last time I genuinely danced without irony was at a sixth grade dance to BIG's "Mo Money Mo Problems." Me oh my, how the time does fly.
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[User Picture]From: hanginonthetele
2005-01-01 11:19 pm (UTC)

well ok

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[User Picture]From: hanginonthetele
2005-01-01 11:20 pm (UTC)

Re: well ok

if only for the water droplets in the photo of Percy
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From: mattstumpf
2005-01-02 12:07 am (UTC)

Re: well ok

He loves that rain coat. His particular breed has an aversion to rain. He refuses to go outside without the thing. My mom also just bought him snow boots.
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[User Picture]From: hanginonthetele
2005-01-01 11:24 pm (UTC)
i just remembered that you, yourself, sir, are an adorable specimen of boyishness. post pics of you!
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From: mattstumpf
2005-01-02 12:06 am (UTC)

EMO :-(



I'm the fragile emo boy in the gangsta jacket. Please, don't hurt my feelings.

I'll upload some good drunken Christmas pics soon enough.
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[User Picture]From: hanginonthetele
2005-01-02 12:21 am (UTC)

Re: EMO :-(

you and cifrah look alike, like all white people.
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From: mattstumpf
2005-01-02 01:28 am (UTC)

Speaking of white people

Remember when the WWF used to be awesome?



In all honesty, The Honky Tonk Man was one of my least favorite wrestlers. He was always switching from bad to good. It was too hard for a 7 year old to keep tabs. I enjoyed watching Jim The Anvil Neidhart beat his ass in the old Survivor Series.
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[User Picture]From: fishwife
2005-01-03 07:24 pm (UTC)

Re: EMO :-(

HA! I was thinking the same thing.

Matt = cutie patootie.

Hey, Matt, join so_so_sleazy - it's the sister community run by yours truly (well, Ry Ry and I are cahoots obviously)...
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